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What would all of my writerly friends think of sharing funny scenes from your books with me? I would, of course, include your cover art and buy links with the excerpt. Good idea? It would be a way for me to help out other authors AND make people laugh.

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I read this today. I will be taking them down soon. Any ideas on something funny AND legal to post? *sigh*

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A Joke

No, not just a joke, a freakin’ hilarious joke that my dad forwarded me today. Enjoy!

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two
months ago, my husband, Ted, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum
was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t
know if they could help him.”

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagine the pain that poor Ted must have experienced.

“Ted was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain.” We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Ted’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as
they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Ted. “Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Ted is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”

All the men sighed with unified relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Ted Smith.”

The entire congregation held its breath.

“I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum..”

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New Cover!

I’m releasing a short ghost story this fall and just got my cover! Jaycee at Sweet ‘N Spicy did a fabulous job! Well, what do y’all think?! She also did the new blog header on here. She’s awesome to work with AND has reasonable rates.

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Top Pick!

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me! There are no words, so pay no mind to the giddy squealing you hear off in the distance. Read the awesome review HERE!

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Happy 4th!

I hope y’all have a happy and safe holiday. Please, if you are blowing stuff up today (safely), light one for us! Super Hubby and I are celebrating 16 years of marriage today. Yup, I think he’s finally figured out the fine art of dealing with a redhead…mostly.

 

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