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Archive for September, 2008

Its Aaaaliiiive!!!

 

No release date from The Wild Rose Press yet, but I have a cover!  I love it!  Tamra Westbury did an awesome job.  😀

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Workshop Alert!!

Kick A$$ Characters By Authors Who Know How To Kick A$$


September 12-13 at Romance Divas

Featuring:

Bob Mayer

Lori Avocato

Maggie Price

Lindsay McKenna

Barry Eisler

Linnea Sinclair

Larissa Ione

Merline Lovelace

Want to know how to write authentic action, suspense, law enforcement, and military romance? Ask authors who know firsthand! Romance Divas is hosting a 2-day workshop with some of the hottest names in the genre. It will take place at the Romance Diva Forum. All are welcome. To get access to the forum you will need to register by entering the site and clicking on Forum.

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Ponderisms



 Can you cry under water?



How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. But it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?



Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured ham actually have?

 


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to pu t wheels on luggage?

 


Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

 


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 


Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

 


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 


Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

 


Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

 


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no dece nt human being would eat?

 


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

 


Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

 


If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

 


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  They’re both dogs!

 


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

 


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 


Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ASS?

 


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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I’m not taking “NO” for an answer either!  In honor of my friend, Debbie Belmer, you all need to get a mammogram.  Thanks to new technology, her cancer was caught in the early stages and did not spread to her lymph nodes.  Good news: no chemo.  Bad news: she lost her right breast.  We all need to be aware of the life saving tests that are made available to us.  Get checked!  Tell ’em you’re doing it for Debbie.

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