Yes, he told me not to do this. No, obviously I didn’t listen…like that should surprise anyone who reads this. I won’t say how old he is, but dirt aint got nothin’ on MY man anymore! 😉 I know that I have NO room to talk since I’m older, so no nasty replies Leese! Anyhow, I’m now going to serenade him:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUU!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY STEPHEN!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!
I love you so very much!
You need a hearing aid! I have repeatedly asked you to allow me to remain anonymous in, and unskathed by, your ramblings. Yet you continue to not hear my pleas for anonymity.
Well, since I am apparently older than dirt, you must have existed 10 years prior to God creating the earth. THAT, my dearest wifey, is a Very, VEry, VERy, V E R Y LLLL OOOO NNNN GGGG TIME !!!!!!
However, I do appreciate all the love, and toys, you have given me this birthday.
You, TSUE, are absolutely the most wonderful lady in the entire world, and I thank you for being my wife.
You, my dearest husband, should count your blessings that I did listen when you asked me not to blog about health issues, at least. Perhaps you should be a bit nicer to me??? I might be hard of hearing, but I’m not DEAF at least 😉